Heaven’s Post Office
The Kingdom’s United Post Office is World-wide and open 24/7. It’s located off Left Street; turn right onto Straight Street. Continue on straight until you see a sign that says “Welcome Home”.
There is always priority mail waiting for the entire family. Look for it between Genesis and Revelation, under the sign that reads “The 66 Books of the Bible”. There is no charge. All postage was paid in full on Mt. Calvary by Jesus Christ, the only begotten son of God.
ATTENTION: No mail has ever been misplaced or lost. Mail is always delivered on time.
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